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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-08-26/rebels-find-gaddafi-creepy-condoleezza-scrapbook/2858138/?site=melbourne

Think the picture in the following link was in Gaddafi's stash?


http://grannygeek.us/?p=969
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Think the picture in the following link was in Gaddafi's stash?

http://grannygeek.us/?p=969


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After reading her recent Facebook status, I thought this was about a night at Judy's.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700174788/Cougar-receivers-versus-Ole-Miss-corners-Great-match-up.html
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And here's Brett with today's leather...um, WEATHER.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett
No more calls, we have a winner.

Of course had the carnivore been a cougar this headline might have a different connotation.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doctor F wrote:
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Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett
No more calls, we have a winner.

Of course had the carnivore been a cougar this headline might have a different connotation.


I'll pass on posting the current headlines involving a cougar and a wolverine, but perhaps you'll like this one:

Nicholas Cage Awoken by Naked Man Eating a Fudgesicle.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one is especially for Judy Denver:

The cool cats leave Colorado and come to NYC.
Are you planning any trips to the Big Apple anytime soon?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/09/colorado-cat-missing-for-years-turns-up-in-manhattan.html


PS to Kleeman:
As I noted when Mark Kramer posted this last night, "better a fudgesicle than a creamsicle, I guess."
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doctor F wrote:
This one is especially for Judy Denver:

The cool cats leave Colorado and come to NYC.
Are you planning any trips to the Big Apple anytime soon?

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/09/colorado-cat-missing-for-years-turns-up-in-manhattan.html


PS to Kleeman:
As I noted when Mark Kramer posted this last night, "better a fudgesicle than a creamsicle, I guess."


I saw this story on FB earlier today and loved it. That cat must have some fantastic stories to tell!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a couple of jokers.

http://www.freep.com/article/20110917/NEWS07/109170390/Men-face-charges-after-real-life-Weekend-Bernie-s-scheme
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What a couple of jokers.

http://www.freep.com/article/20110917/NEWS07/109170390/Men-face-charges-after-real-life-Weekend-Bernie-s-scheme


Martinis for the two of us, and a bier for our friend.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A really think this is a cool headline and I love that we have come to the point that this is happening.

"Marines Hit the Ground Running In Seeking Recruits at Gay Center"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/21/us/marine-recruiters-visit-gay-center-in-oklahoma.html
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doctor F wrote:
A really think this is a cool headline and I love that we have come to the point that this is happening.

"Marines Hit the Ground Running In Seeking Recruits at Gay Center"

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/21/us/marine-recruiters-visit-gay-center-in-oklahoma.html


The Marines are pretty darn effective. The "prospective applicant" in that photo is already standing at parade rest.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The New York Times print edition has a section called Arts, Briefly, which consists of several short articles covering the arts. Here are three of today's headlines:

This Just In: Sex Songs Are Popular

Madonna a Contender For The Super Bowl,

and my personal favorite

NBC Kills Bunnies
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Madonna a Contender For The Super Bowl


Madonna against the Bears' offensive line could be an excellent matchup.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This little piggy went "wee wee wee"...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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This little piggy went "wee wee wee"...

I guess in Ohio they go hard on bandits who don't wear bib numbers.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the event this condition lasts four hours you should immediately go on "The Nancy Grace Show."
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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In the event this condition lasts four hours you should immediately go on "The Nancy Grace Show."




More here. Warning...some are really stupid, though some are inspired.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Way too highbrow, David. This crowd needs more of this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/17/family-feud-swallow-question_n_1016128.html

Megan should have said: "Come again?"
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Way too highbrow, David. This crowd needs more of this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/17/family-feud-swallow-question_n_1016128.html

Megan should have said: "Come again?"


I watched this yesterday. I thought the host was amazing...he knew just what was coming (of course, the question was leading enough that everyone did) and he put on a great performance.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snowman wrote:
Jimmy Jam wrote:
Way too highbrow, David. This crowd needs more of this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/17/family-feud-swallow-question_n_1016128.html

Megan should have said: "Come again?"


I watched this yesterday. I thought the host was amazing...he knew just what was coming (of course, the question was leading enough that everyone did) and he put on a great performance.


Reminiscent of his "shock," when the question was asked "name something you pass around," and the contestant answered " a joint," which, by the way got responses than a church collection plate.
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Barely any interest in public nudity hearing

When it comes to political theater, this morning’s hearing on proposed regulations for public nudity was a bust. No ifs, ands or butts about it.
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Barely any interest in public nudity hearing

When it comes to political theater, this morning’s hearing on proposed regulations for public nudity was a bust. No ifs, ands or butts about it.


Scott Wiener? Seriously?
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Doctor F wrote:
kent wrote:
Barely any interest in public nudity hearing

When it comes to political theater, this morning’s hearing on proposed regulations for public nudity was a bust. No ifs, ands or butts about it.


Scott Wiener? Seriously?


Chicagoans hate a naked Wiener.


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Do not open if you don't want to see a picture of Khadafy.

The headline in today's New York Post is classic NY tabloid.

Khadfy Killed By Yankee Fan
Gunman had more hits than A-Rod

http://www.nypost.com/archives/covers/
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You take the south, I'll take the north and then lookout world!!!

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Here's what I wonder: Are politicians predisposed toward screwed-up sex-fetish-y, creepy-fringe stuff or do perverts just make good politicians?


I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that I am officially launching my campaign for president.

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Whoever said the TSA didn't have a sense of humor?

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Doctor F wrote:
Jonas, I'll be right over so you can share your stash with me.


You're welcome anytime. I'll keep the Lava Lamp on in the window.


I love Lava Lamps!!!
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Jimmy Jam wrote:
Way too highbrow, David. This crowd needs more of this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/17/family-feud-swallow-question_n_1016128.html

Megan should have said: "Come again?"


Ask and ye shall receive:

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/ultrasound-patient-s-testicles-reveals-startling-image-a-man-agony-article-1.971604
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Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
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From my MSN homepage:

Quote:
Hunter shot in buttocks by dog


Methinks a reevaluation of that BFF relationship is underway.
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Trent wrote:
Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."


"Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell."

Hmmm. Snickers, si, Kit Kats, no.
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http://www.wdsu.com/r/29932895/detail.html

Bypassing the usual way of breaking kid's hearts, by having their older siblings or kids in the playground telling them there is no Santa Claus, these second graders got the bad news from their teacher.

I'm guessing she won't be getting many gift certificates this winter.
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Doctor F wrote:
http://www.wdsu.com/r/29932895/detail.html

Bypassing the usual way of breaking kid's hearts, by having their older siblings or kids in the playground telling them there is no Santa Claus, these second graders got the bad news from their teacher.

I'm guessing she won't be getting many gift certificates this winter.


Alternatively, anchors aweigh...
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I went to a Catholic grammar school, and the pastor of the church did the same thing at a Christmas assembly. I was in 7th or 8th grade at the time, so it didn't matter to me, but it certaily did to the younger kids.

Asshole priest.
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Speaking of Santas, I'm pretty sure this wasn't in the Guiness Book of World Records when I was a kid:

Put a Stocking on it Santa!
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kent wrote:
Speaking of Santas, I'm pretty sure this wasn't in the Guiness Book of World Records when I was a kid:

Put a Stocking on it Santa!


And for you voyeurists, here is the NSFW version.
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http://www.ajc.com/sports/sandusky-lawyer-inadvertently-touts-1258619.html

Sandusky lawyer inadvertently touts gay sex line
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Speaking of Sandusky's lawyer, I think this is an appropriate question:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/14/ann-curry-joe-amendola-jerry-sandusky-lawyer-competent_n_1148066.html
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Handicap Scooter Bumper Car Competition At Walmart Ends In 2:30 AM Arrest Of Drunken Louisiana Guy

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5 second rule, Dr. K?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/9012091/Heart-dropped-en-route-to-emergency-hospital-transplant-in-Mexico.html
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One can only imagine how Tosh would handle this:

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Ok, you have 15 seconds:

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This is bizarre and creepy.

Fla. mogul, facing trial, adopts his girlfriend
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Scuba wrote:
This is bizarre and creepy.

Fla. mogul, facing trial, adopts his girlfriend


Man I hate lawyers.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JimK wrote:
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/the-other-side/pictures-show-adolf-hitler-practising-poses-for-his-speeches-and-relaxing-in-lederhosen/story-e6frfhk6-1226267342587


The Lederhosen shot was for his J-Date profile.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now hold it right there....

In a previous Nature paper in 2005, they compared the human Y chromosome with that of the chimpanzee, whose lineage diverged from that of humans about six million years ago.




http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17127617
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nominee for douche* of the week

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/peyton-manning-leaves-generous-tip-server-gets-fired-210105919.html


* Shout out to Tracy M for reminding me of this word.
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