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The Scoop About a jimmy jam....who knew???
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Darth Vader



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

richfscott wrote:
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This thread, with its new alterations, made me totally hot. Especially Dawn's post.

"I loooove jimmy jams, but I like them really ripe. I always end up buying only 3 or 4 at a time, or buying a larger bunch and then freezing the extras for jimmy jam bread."

3 or 4 at a time? Dawn, you are an absolute MACHINE!!!


Please tell me you don't have any topical ointment with you now.


No. No ointment. I'm ointment free. Not one bit of ointment today.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha ha ha ha!! Sooo funny!! Reading this in school library.....can't breath...had to explain....to librarian....oh god, air!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, great. Now you guys have this poor girl reading your obscene jimmy jam talk at *school*. Brilliant. Just... brilliant.

(That said, who ever changed it? I love you.)
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dawn wrote:
Oh, great. Now you guys have this poor girl reading your obscene jimmy jam talk at *school*. Brilliant. Just... brilliant.

(That said, who ever changed it? I love you.)


Our aim, as well as hers in all likelihood, is to get herself expelled and deported to the U. S. of A., away from the influence of Evil Don.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whenever I'm in a bad mood I just need to check in here. Too funny.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can't make this stuff up. I was just reading the local weekly paper here and, of course, there is a recipe for Fried Bananas.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears... you are TOO FUNNY... this is beyond Sofa King... this is a WHOLE NEW LEVEL... someone had better come up with a scoring sytem or name for this level of funny... kudos to whomever did the switch-a-roo...
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You can't make this stuff up. I was just reading the local weekly paper here and, of course, there is a recipe for Fried Bananas.


Better keep your hands in your pockets, Fried.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So there I am, having a nice work lunch, when my client brings up an article she read on the the amazing benefits of bananas. In my greatest accomplishment of the week, I managed not to snort iced tea through my nose.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So there I am, having a nice work lunch, when my client brings up an article she read on the the amazing benefits of bananas. In my greatest accomplishment of the week, I managed not to snort iced tea through my nose.


No matter how much we'd love to see that, we're very proud of you.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

princess muffin wrote:
Ha ha ha ha!! Sooo funny!! Reading this in school library.....can't breath...had to explain....to librarian....oh god, air!!!


YOU READ IT TO THE LIBRARIAN??????

and, WHAT was her reaction?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ride the Wild Jimmy-Jam ...



and behold, the ever deadly Jimmy-Jam Slug!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nothin' new, just thought that this needed a bump
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best thread ever. Easily.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reading it from the beginning, after the fact, was quite exciting. Surprise ending in the middle.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh. Thank you Don.

A good giggle before I go to bed...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I missed this the first time around . . . .took me a while to figure out what happened!
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Re-reading this thread I kinda feel like a guy who suggests a drink to an alcoholic.
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bump just to make you all smile
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="NicoleK"] Lucky for me, I'm sick ALL day, not just in the mornings! This pregnancy thing is fun, fun, fun I tell ya! I [/quote]

Are you taking those horse pill sized pregnancy vitamins? STOP! Many of us have reported elsewhere that its these particular prescription vitamins that cause the sickness, and also an unnatural urge to eat everything in sight.

Worth a try, anyway.

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice... replace that, ED! Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bump
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't cure Alzheimer's Disease? Shocked
Crap...
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Speaking of which, do any of you guys remember the bananaman cartoon?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interesting that this thread comes back around just after I've watched the season 2 episode of Weeds in which the BIL/kid's uncle Andy does the spiel on jerking off for the younger son (Shane?). That was hilarious - but the best bit was when Shane comes into the kitchen and takes a banana. Celia: "how do you get your kids to eat fruit?" Nancy: "Shane has really been on a banana kick lately." Laughed til I cried.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find it quite amusing that the first time this thread went around I was pregnant and suffering from horrible morning sickness. This time around, I'm pregnant again and luckily out of my morning sickness stage. Too bad I didn't remember this info when I was suffering. I would have eaten more jimmy jams! Little tidbit of info- I believe Kendall's first 'real' food (not pureed baby crap) was a jimmy jam. You can slice them up into tiny pieces and they're good and mushy so you don't have to have teeth to enjoy them.

I'm past morning sickness and on to constant heartburn... which- coincidentally enough- jimmy jams are also a good cure for. Guess I'll be headed to the store tomorrow to stock up!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn - I just got bit by a mosquito and no jummy jams around to soothe it.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bump
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

evil don wrote:
bump


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, but do you swallow?

Not that there's anything wrong with it!

(Would this be considered a bump?)
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Based upon all the bumping he does, I think it is fair to say that Evil Don is the master of this domain.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and bump!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

evil don wrote:
Dr. Fernando Peru wrote:
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reminds me of a childhood treat - jimmy jams with cream and a drop or two of maple extract


How long did Little Evil Don have to stand with his bowl under the sap tap to finish his treat?

Alas, in Saskatchewan, as you all know, there are no trees, so we went without. Interestingly enough, however, PM and the Evil Wife are planning on going out tonight to tap a few trees.


Seems like ED has emerged from tapping the trees in the forest with his jimmy jam to resurrect this thread.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 3:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and I think it's time to bump again!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha!!! This needed to be revived!!!
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If tomorrow is hump day, today should be bump day!
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