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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:30 pm    Post subject: Christmas Menu Haiku Thread Reply with quote

No prime rib this year
Flubbery bloody meat – ew
But horseradish rulz
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does that mean its ham?
My sister calls the shots, natch
In menu matters
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It’s her house – her gig
On Christmas Eve so I just
Shut up and eat. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But I don’t like ham
Nitrates – greek god of salt
Ham kind of blows too
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chili Chili Chili Chili Chili
Chili Chili Chili Chili Chili Chili Chili
Chili Chili Chili Chili Chili
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I sound ungrateful
I don’t mean to be, Santa.
Turkey again…sigh
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I’ll cook leg of lamb
At home because nothing says
Christmas like dead sheep
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or paella – Yes!
Paella for Christmas Night
Crab claws for Jesus.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Chili" just popped in
To my head I wonder how
That happened, huh. Huh?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Casseroles taste good
but they will bloat your body
and slow down your run
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

December two five
Hanukah, Christmas align
Latkes & Chinese
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Braccioles will be served...
Veal for me, chicken for those
that will not eat veal.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thursday, Christmas eve:
Chinese is traditional.
Friday? Leftovers.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lobster mac & cheese.
Unconventional? You bet.
But damn fine eating.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bring us a figgy
pudding we won't go until
we get some, right now!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crab legs and mussels
Will be the Miles' bill of fare
With lots of good beer
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hanukah's first night:
Latkes, applesauce, bacon.
Most un-Orthodox.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lasagna it is
For Christmas Eve with red wine
And lots of whine too
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1L wrote:
Lasagna it is
For Christmas Eve with red wine
And lots of whine too


One "L", where's the fish?
I thought all I-tal-i-ans
Ate fish Christmas eve...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dad only likes fish
when fried. No go in this place
Lasagna instead
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chili for us, too
With spicy pork tamales.
Feliz Navidad!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

picnic on levee
waiting for bonfires to light
Papa Noel's way
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seems I will not cook
Christmas dinner after all
TGI Fridays Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sucks for you, 2 Ls
You could convert for the day
Wok N Roll instead
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Must not eat much crap
on Christmas day because I
run with Trent next morn.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Never liked Haikus.
The shit doesn't even rhyme.
My cooking too sucks.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2Ls makes it up
By marinating flank steak
For tonight's dinner. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm half in the bag
Must go eat turkey and ham
I hate both of those
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do not really
Hate turkey It's just that I
hope for cold Mex beer
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But since it's Christmas
Maybe a martini, Yessss
Would so hit the spot
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We cooked a prime rib.
I bitched that it cost so much
And then devoured it.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avatar Imax
Large Bag of Buttered Popcorn
Followed by Fried Rice
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lobster and champagne
Laughter and glorious mess
College boy happy
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Fried rice" - such a mensch,
They named a food for Doc F,
Like "Roethlis-burger."
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