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A Karma Request - No clicky, not Picture of babies in pots
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Bob



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard through the grapevine that you were not the best sport while staying in the hospital and at one point jumped out of bed and declared, "I'm taking my ball and going home!"

Shame.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've spent the past eight days vacationing in the lovely state of FL, visiting with The Husband's mom, dad, sis & her family. ALL the fun stuff happens when I'm gone...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

D¢ wrote:
I've spent the past eight days vacationing in the lovely state of FL, visiting with The Husband's mom, dad, sis & her family. ALL the fun stuff happens when I'm gone...


I thought it felt shorter around here the last week or so.

And rich, maybe all your talk about injuring my yamsack last week came back to haunt.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And rich, maybe all your talk about injuring my yamsack last week came back to haunt.


I only wish it could have all happened at Disney World.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

richfscott wrote:
They think I probably started to get all twisted after I moved into my new place last Sunday.


Geez, you couldn't come up with a better story like you were with a dominatrix or something?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG...well, that's probably what you said. And you did it while moving? What a twist that was. They do have implants for humans...really.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have options:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mcnally likes nuts, can he have yours since you no longer need it?

or


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29th Annual October 13, 2007 - Union St. Station, Byron, IL
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All the funny stuff has already been said, so I'll just wish you a speedy recovery, Rich. Enjoy your Vitamin P as long as you can.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope you start feeling better.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're in good company... or not
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy cats! WBCs of 28. Impressive. Hope you're feeling better, Righty.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did I miss this thread? How can losing a testicle be so funny? I hope it is true that laughter is the best medicine.

Heal fast and heal well. This sounds like it was very painful.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow. It's a bad day for nuts.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:38 am    Post subject: ...and milk it for all you can with the chicks. Reply with quote

Yikes!

So sorry to hear the crappy news, Rich. Sounds like something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

Hope your recovery goes well.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kent wrote:
You have options:



I think RuFuS should look into this instead.
Chose this option and you can pick the correct size. Prices vary.
You'd be nuts crazy not to do this.


REPLACE YOUR NUTS
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I told you you'd get a case of skank sack if you kept bangin' those Iowa hookers. Serves you right, perv.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rich, I dreamed about your ball last night.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy testicle Tuesday BatMan. Dude, sorry to hear about the berry. Hope the recovery goes well.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Julie Jam wrote:
Rich, I dreamed about your ball last night.


Ha! me too.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought this was what lawyers did to other people.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paul wrote:
Julie Jam wrote:
Rich, I dreamed about your ball last night.


Ha! me too.


I dreamed of Vise Grips and testicles...twisted vesicles and...well...(I gotta ask...did "Eric" have something to do with this?). I dreamed of scrotums and sacrifice. I dreamed that Iowa is simply a state of mind.

I woke drenched in a cold sweat.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you didn't bronze that thing and make some bling out of it I'm going to sink my teeth into you.

As your doctor I suggest implanting a fake one but that fucker has to be, at a minmum, golf ball sized. A career of drunken bar bets awaits you, my friend. Just give up trying to kill two birds with one stone. Ba bum - ew.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rich, don't look.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK- I found it. I've heard reference to the 'uniball' and have been on a mission all morning- man I hope no one needed anything at work- anyway. This thread is awesome! I can't stop laughing. Rich- I'm sorry to hear about your unfortunate 'situation'- really. But I have to say thanks for the laughs. I hope you're feeling back to normal- well, as much as that's possible.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's roughly half the man he used to be.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In all seriousness, I am concerned about rich and we are due an update:

How are things hanging, rich?

Have you started re-hab and physical therapy?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somehow I over looked this post. Sorry Rich, oh and don't worry we'll always think you're as nutty as ever. OUCH! to this event in your life.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez, Rich! sorry I overlooked this as well. karma in your direction.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

drbri wrote:
He's roughly half the man he used to be.


That's hilarious, drbri....when Castady posted it a week ago.

Things are well. I've obtained the services of a no-cost, attractive, female nurse. Actually, in a lot of ways, the one-nut life has been more active than the two-nut life.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

richfscott wrote:
drbri wrote:
He's roughly half the man he used to be.


That's hilarious, drbri....when Castady posted it a week ago.

Things are well. I've obtained the services of a no-cost, attractive, female nurse. Actually, in a lot of ways, the one-nut life has been more active than the two-nut life.


last time I checked, they charged $5500/hour, I guess you have one hell of an insurance plan!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

see emily play wrote:
richfscott wrote:
drbri wrote:
He's roughly half the man he used to be.


That's hilarious, drbri....when Castady posted it a week ago.

Things are well. I've obtained the services of a no-cost, attractive, female nurse. Actually, in a lot of ways, the one-nut life has been more active than the two-nut life.


last time I checked, they charged $5500/hour, I guess you have one hell of an insurance plan!


If it took a nut to bring Juli back to the boards, it was a nut well spent. That's a total lie, but it's good to "see" you, Juli.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I too came late to this post. I didn't want to revisit a newly distant memory, but seeing as...

http://www.nathansbrain.com/archives/2005/11/snls_happy_fun.html

I had a ball watching it Smile

Oh yes, get well Rich, that too.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

$14.95!?! I paid twice that! Jeez, I'm such a dork!
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rich, is it too late to get the item in question back?

Surgical souvenirs made into jewelry...
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:49 pm    Post subject: Re: A Karma Request - No clicky, not Picture of babies in po Reply with quote

7 wrote:
Please send Karma to Rich's right nut for a long, prosperous and fruitful life.


A tear comes to my eye today as I think back on this.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice ...... you are ready for an ultra! Glad you are doing better!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, I was all sad again for RuFus...then I saw the date
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It takes balls to bump this thread.
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